Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 22, 2018
December 21, 2018
December 23, 2018
Transcript:
tyr: I don't get it! why won't you go out with me? you've had me jumping through hoops for weeks! I've done everything you've asked of me!! woman: I'm just looking for something more impressive out of a guy, some gesture that shows he's willing to go that extra mile! Tyr: I sacked a village for you!! woman: Village? It didn't even have a starbucks! More of a hamlet really....
knight1192a over 5 years ago
It didn’t have a Starbuck’s? How lucky.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
The only jewelry store was Claire’s. Sacking the 24 hour truck stop wasn’t that impressive, either.
whahoppened over 5 years ago
Just walk away. Think what she’ll look like a century from now.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
The things we do for love.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
No Starbucks? That’s why you’re still sitting in a bar…
oakie817 over 5 years ago
well, to be or not to be
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
Now if he’d sacked a few quarterbacks…