Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 24, 2021
Transcript:
Fritz: Bixby, you haven't signed any new clients in awhile. Bixby: I got my hands full with the ones I have now. Fritz: But you haven't gotten them any work in months! Bixby: 'Cause they're all talentless hacks! Fritz: So sign some talented ones! Bixby: You kidding? No one's gonna sign with me with my track record! Fritz: Wow, you've really perfected shooting yourself in the foot... Bixby: It's more work than I'd prefer, but thanks.
They’re not all talentless hacks. They just have an agent who does as little work as possible and jumps at any easy come job for them.