Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 28, 2021
Transcript:
Fritz: Hey, you're late again, Bixby. What gives? Bixby: Doctor's appointment. Fritz: Why have you been going to do the doctor so much? Bixby: Hey, that's private medical information!! Fritz: Well as the head of H.R., I just happen to have access to your insurance claims! And I can see that the medical issue is... "squeaky bladder syndrome"? Bixby: It's my shameful secret. Thanks for outing me...
I occasionally suffer from trumpet bowels