Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 29, 2021
December 28, 2021
December 30, 2021
Transcript:
Fritz: Bixby you can't miss work for squeaky bladder syndrom! Bixby: Why not? Fritz: Because it doesn't exist!! Bixby: It does if a doctor says it does. Fritz: What kinds quack would diagnose you with something like that? Bixby: He's a respected, professional physician! See for yourself! Fritz: "Rex Morgan, M.D." Bixby: He kept Beetle Bailey from getting sent to Iraq with that one!
Squeaky bladder syndrome…still more credible than bone spurs.