Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 07, 2022
Transcript:
Tyr: Bixby, you should get me a gig as a pitchman for one of those hip, new mead-makers! Bixby: Why? Tyr: Because I'm a Viking. Bixby: I'm not following your logic. Tyr: 'Cause we invented the stuff! Bixby: Sorry, dumb it down a little more? Tyr: Get me the job or I'll crush you!! Bixby: There's my level....
From Britannica.com:
Mead is widely thought to be one of the oldest alcoholic beverages, with evidence for the consumption of a fermented beverage made of honey, rice, and fruit dating to the 7th millennium bc in China.