Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 22, 2023
December 21, 2023
December 23, 2023
Transcript:
man: Enjoying that steak? tyr: Yeah, why? Man: 'cause I offered it to you in return for victory in my court case, but I lost!! man: and now i gotta pay child support!! tyr: see? victory! Man: how is that victory? tyr: you victoriously avoided being a deadbeat. now scram...
quonk999 9 months ago
Who knew that Tyr could be so altruistic?
Pharmakeus Ubik 9 months ago
L:aw and Justice are part of his sphere.
LawrenceS 9 months ago
Cheapskate should have hired a lawyer and paid him/her. Offering a Norse god a steak if he helps you in a court case? Guy is lucky he didn’t get twenty to life imprisonment.
SquidGamerGal 9 months ago
I take it it was one of those divorce case where the wife gets everything and the husband is left with jack diddly squat!
Craig Oakes 9 months ago
Been there done that. Now my kids live with me. Way more fun than paying child support to the cheating mom.
willie_mctell 9 months ago
Offerings to gods are unconditional. You can ask. L’homme propose, le dieu dispose." (Quoting from memory)