Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 24, 2023
Transcript:
bixby: so, ralston, I took your advice and convinced "doonesbury" to switch to funny animals! ralston: that's amazing!! bixby: Yep. casting's next week. ralston: so who am I gonna play? mike? zonker? B.D.? bixby: Oh, you won't be in it... ralston: What?? why not? Bixby: I said "funny" animals...
Ralston can be the mailroom guy. ( in Doonesbury, you never see them)