Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 25, 2023
Transcript:
man: I'd like to be captain victorious' villain. bixby: dr. noxious? Aren't you dynaman's villain? man: bah! i'm over him! we're through! bixby: What happened? man: oh, nothing, except it's become a totally abusive relationship!! bixby: you're a supervillain. whaddya expect, cuddling? man: he could notice when I wear something nice...
“That old thing? You must have worn it a dozen times. You deserve a new outfit or two – and the post-Christmas sales are a great time to hit the store.”