Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 16, 2024
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Transcript:
captain: so I did a little time traveling to see if dinosaurs really existed...and you were right! I found a bunch of 'em and boy am I glad I did! ralston: it feels good to learn the truth, right? Captain: oh, sure... also, they're delicious...
Amra Leo 2 months ago
Brontoburgers!
cdnalor 2 months ago
Tastes just like chicken, or it should, based on recent theories.
That Wichita Guy (TWG) 2 months ago
And now you know the truth about wholesale extinction.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 2 months ago
Only the burgersaurus was harmed in this cartoon…
Hey, if the meteor strike/volcanoes/meteor winter are going to kill them all off in short order anyway, they can be turned into burgers by short order cooks. But tell the meat processors that they will need a bigger hammer…
jmcenanly 2 months ago
They probably taste like chicken, but the larger carnivores might be a little gamy.
cafed00d Premium Member 2 months ago
Fred Flintstone could have told you that. He and Barney are seated just over there.
willie_mctell 2 months ago
Since they’re related to chickens…
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 2 months ago
Well, I heard (long, long ago) that rattlesnake tastes like chicken. So I just did a search on what does iguana taste like? Mixed answers. Some say it tastes like chicken, others disagree.
Monitor lizards apparently do taste like chicken.
Giant tortoise (the kind found on the Galapagos Islands were said to be very tasty. Which led to sailors carrying them off on ships as a source of fresh meat.
So Cap’n Victorious remark would probably be correct.