In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 08, 2017

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    winding road  almost 8 years ago

    Baseball must be older than I thought.

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    MS72  almost 8 years ago

    if he doesn’t, more likely BURIED ALIVE!

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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    C;mon guys, slap on some spackle—nobody’s gonna notice!

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    sandflea  almost 8 years ago

    It’ll be a small sacrifice.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 8 years ago

    From the Smithsonian Journeys website: “The Egyptian Arab historian al-Maqrīzī wrote in the 15th century that the nose was actually destroyed by a Sufi Muslim named Muhammad Sa’im al-Dahr. In 1378 CE, Egyptian peasants made offerings to the Great Sphinx in the hope of controlling the flood cycle, which would result in a successful harvest. Outraged by this blatant show of devotion, Sa’im al-Dahr destroyed the nose and was later executed for vandalism. Whether this is absolute fact is still debatable.”

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    Ed Brault Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    DUCT TAPE!

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    Bob Blumenfeld  almost 8 years ago

    Not only that, but Abner Doubleday’s gonna be really pissed off.

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