In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 05, 2022

Whatever he says to do, do the opposite.

“Okay, now we move on to HANO jumping. (High Altitude, No Opening)

The instructor has flattened the learning curve.

Looks like he flat-out lied.

I don’t trust anybody that starts a sentence “Trust me”…

And before that, I spotted for falling pianos in Warner Brother’s cartoons.

Wile E. Basejumper

“I have years of experience…….hitting the ground.”

Guys with an eye-patch and missing fingers have the best fireworks…………………….

Didn’t say I was good at it……

And with all those years of experience he still hasn’t figured out to use a parachute or a bungee cord.

This joke fell flat.

looks like he’s got it down flat…

It appears, he’s experienced in the base jumping… it’s the base landing, where he has all his problems.