In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 17, 2022

He’s right — never run with Scissors.

With that leg length they are doomed. That’s why you aren’t supposed to run with them, because you will lose.

Just trying to show he is a cut above the rest

Mom said don’t run with them, Dad said let him run with them, he’ll learn.

My sister was walking (barefoot)with scissors with the point down (as mother told her)……. Dropped the scissors on her foot. Ouch!

He is cutting to the chase. Have a great weekend my friends.

Hope he doesn’t trip and fall…

Runner #48 decides who gets cut.

…..and the crowd gawked as he cut up the track with sharp precision…

historically running with chocolate has been my downfall.

If betting is allowed, my money is on #48 to arrive at the finish line first.

Rock and Paper decided not to run. They didn’t want any confusion at the finish line.

Their Moms taught them well.

I’m not surprised that he made the cut

What a cut up.

This is shear nonsense.

He’d do great in ballet, for as well as he’s standing en pointe(s).