In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 19, 2024

It’s a double disqualification for low blows.

They’re evenly matched.

There was a heavyweight fight once in which both boxers knocked out the other simultaneously.

It’s a Fetal “Fight”. The first “fighter” to come out of it loses.

turns out they’re twins and are used to joint fetal positioning

Twins!

Perhaps the punched each other in the hoo_haas

So they both ate the salmon mousse at the snack bar before the match. Good thing the corners keep a towel for clean up.

No one gets hurt that way…..

There are no bears here.

Hey you two, get a womb!!

Couple a babies!