He’s gonna have a hard time swinging that mace with his microphone turned off and no gang of maggots to cheer his every word. Wouldn’t it be something if tRumpty Dumbty finally had to shut up, wait his turn, and actually try to answer a question without making a bigger fool of himself? Get the popcorn!
The felon has shown on stage that he doesn’t know how to properly lift a barbell. And the debate ain’t happenin’ until it happens. The felon will find a way out.
Traitor Trump isn’t one tenth as smart as George of the jungle. And I see our resident trolls (who appear to like proven rapists and documented traitors) are lying (very stupidly, indeed), as usual.
Every time the moderator turns to Trump and asks him a question or invites him to respond to something Biden said, Trump will begin a word salad excursion of one incomplete sentence following another, then another, then another — with little if any correlation to the subject he is supposed to address.
The moderator, or whomever is in charge of activating and de-activating Trump’s microphone, will be in the position of not appearing to censor these rambling jaunts through his mental locker of un-filed bits and pieces of portions of random and totally disorganized information from decades of scarce moments when he focused enough on what was being said to him to formulate incomplete memories of interactions with others whose task it is to inform him.
At some point after Trump sets off with each disjointed facsimile of actual focused discourse, the microphone manager will be forced to turn off the mic to enable an attempt at “Earth to Trump, Earth to Trump, Come in Trump” from the moderator, who will wait for Trumps lips to stop moving and then try to get Trump to focus & reply specifically only to the question or request he was originally given the opportunity to engage with.
Soon the mic at Trump’s podium will again be restored to active status, and away will go The Former Guy once again on another of his typical disjointed rambles — compelling yet once more another mic shut down.
10 or 15 minutes of this later, Trump will BELLOW how unfairly he is being treated, the obvious favoritism being accorded the President, “liberal fake news mainstream media bias for Biden taking place RIGHT HERE AND NOW,” for the country to see and experience first hand, and then he will stomp off to a prearranged location outside the venue for a “spontaneous” news conference where a gaggle of conservative media will offer him “questions” scripted to elicit responses from past Trump public discourse packed with non-factual ranting and raving his conservative audience craves.
This can only be a farce, and Trump is simply invulnerable. He’s beyond truth, embarrassment, shame. There are far more “ Deplorables” than Hillary ever imagined. Joe showed what he can do in the State of the Union speech – and the needle barely moved. “You can’t fix stupid.”
‘We do really want to burn it all down’: Trumpworld says it isn’t ‘bluffing’ on 2nd term
An unnamed Republican source close to former President Donald Trump is confirming that reports of the former president wanting to establish a far-right, authoritarian government in a second term are not hyperbole.
I still think he bails on the debate. He’ll come up with something. “Biden has to pass a drug test first” or “my bone spurs are acting up”. The last one got him out of a war so he knows that works.
Shouldn’t we be rooting & thinking of voting for an 81 year old man who has accomplished a lot in 3 & 1/2 years like the now on-going infrastructure projects, expansion of chips manufacture in the US, allowed MEDICARE to negotiate with Pharma (something the GOP prohibited MEDICARE to be able to do), provided robust support to Ukraine in its fight against Russia’s Czar bloodymir putin and STOP BEING DISTRACTED by this worse than a spoiled juvenile narcissist?
Concretionist 12 days ago
Yes, fGAWDSAKE no loincloth. On either of them.
Radish the wordsmith 12 days ago
Someone get the tranquilizer gun.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 12 days ago
Eyebleach!
GOGOPOWERANGERS 12 days ago
T for trumpzan
aristoclesplato9 12 days ago
Meanwhile in the Biden week long camp, they are working on his ability to stand for 90 minutes.
superposition 12 days ago
Sad to see “United” States political discourse reduced to ad hominem attacks
tpcox928 12 days ago
This rendition has Trump looking much better in a loincloth than he actually would.
Willywise52 Premium Member 12 days ago
Microphones OFF when it’s not your turn is a GREAT idea!
Havel 12 days ago
He ain’t Spartacus.
Havel 12 days ago
100 quatloos on his opponent!!!
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 12 days ago
He’s gonna have a hard time swinging that mace with his microphone turned off and no gang of maggots to cheer his every word. Wouldn’t it be something if tRumpty Dumbty finally had to shut up, wait his turn, and actually try to answer a question without making a bigger fool of himself? Get the popcorn!
countoftowergrove 12 days ago
The felon has shown on stage that he doesn’t know how to properly lift a barbell. And the debate ain’t happenin’ until it happens. The felon will find a way out.
GiantShetlandPony 12 days ago
Jeff you are far too kind. There’s no way Traitor Trump looks like that under all the poorly fitted suits he wears.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 days ago
trump in a loincloth would be a sight to behold.. wouldn’t it? Makes me shudder to even try to visualize it.
Aviatrexx Premium Member 12 days ago
What makes Danziger think that Trump could even lift a flail, much less swing one? Then again, he called it a mace…
The Nodding Head 12 days ago
The Blithering Blubber could not lift a mace, let alone swing it.
steveandeileen 12 days ago
Of course he can’t wear a loincloth. It would never hold the amount of excrement he puts out with every breath. And don’t breath around him.
Godfreydaniel 12 days ago
Traitor Trump isn’t one tenth as smart as George of the jungle. And I see our resident trolls (who appear to like proven rapists and documented traitors) are lying (very stupidly, indeed), as usual.
LeeGP 12 days ago
Nah. He’ll show up in his regulation blue suit/red tie set.
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 12 days ago
Every time the moderator turns to Trump and asks him a question or invites him to respond to something Biden said, Trump will begin a word salad excursion of one incomplete sentence following another, then another, then another — with little if any correlation to the subject he is supposed to address.
The moderator, or whomever is in charge of activating and de-activating Trump’s microphone, will be in the position of not appearing to censor these rambling jaunts through his mental locker of un-filed bits and pieces of portions of random and totally disorganized information from decades of scarce moments when he focused enough on what was being said to him to formulate incomplete memories of interactions with others whose task it is to inform him.
At some point after Trump sets off with each disjointed facsimile of actual focused discourse, the microphone manager will be forced to turn off the mic to enable an attempt at “Earth to Trump, Earth to Trump, Come in Trump” from the moderator, who will wait for Trumps lips to stop moving and then try to get Trump to focus & reply specifically only to the question or request he was originally given the opportunity to engage with.
Soon the mic at Trump’s podium will again be restored to active status, and away will go The Former Guy once again on another of his typical disjointed rambles — compelling yet once more another mic shut down.
10 or 15 minutes of this later, Trump will BELLOW how unfairly he is being treated, the obvious favoritism being accorded the President, “liberal fake news mainstream media bias for Biden taking place RIGHT HERE AND NOW,” for the country to see and experience first hand, and then he will stomp off to a prearranged location outside the venue for a “spontaneous” news conference where a gaggle of conservative media will offer him “questions” scripted to elicit responses from past Trump public discourse packed with non-factual ranting and raving his conservative audience craves.
piper_gilbert 12 days ago
Preparing the “Stable Genius” for a debate has got to be a frustrating experience.
Chazz 12 days ago
This drawing was exceptionally kind regarding Felon’s body.
Call me Ishmael 12 days ago
Trump’s been highly effective with his “mace”:/
He’s covered the land with disgrace./
And (loincloth or muumuu)/
He’ll disseminate “poo-poo”/
When they finally meet face to face.
Call me Ishmael 12 days ago
This can only be a farce, and Trump is simply invulnerable. He’s beyond truth, embarrassment, shame. There are far more “ Deplorables” than Hillary ever imagined. Joe showed what he can do in the State of the Union speech – and the needle barely moved. “You can’t fix stupid.”
Radish the wordsmith 12 days ago
‘We do really want to burn it all down’: Trumpworld says it isn’t ‘bluffing’ on 2nd term
An unnamed Republican source close to former President Donald Trump is confirming that reports of the former president wanting to establish a far-right, authoritarian government in a second term are not hyperbole.
Mark DeMist Premium Member 12 days ago
I still think he bails on the debate. He’ll come up with something. “Biden has to pass a drug test first” or “my bone spurs are acting up”. The last one got him out of a war so he knows that works.
Glib Sporgen 12 days ago
Donald Trump is:
A: An A$$ B: A BELLIGERENT BIGOTED BLOVIATING BULLY C: A CRIMINAL, CONVICT, COWARD, CHARLATAN D: DELUSIONAL, DANGEROUS, DEMENTED E: An EMBARRASSMENT F: A FELON, FAILURE, FRAUD G: A GOON, A GRIFTER H: HATEFUL I: INSIDIOUS, INFANTILE, INCOMPETENT J: JUVENILE K: A KVETCHER L: A LIAR, LOSER M: MALICIOUS, MENDACIOUS, MENTAL N: NASTY O: OFFENSIVE P: PERNICIOUS, PETULANT, PETTY Q: QUERULOUS, QUARRELSOME R: RACIST, REPUGNANT S: SINISTER, SICK, SMELLY T: TRIVIAL U: UGLY, UNIQUELY UNQUALIFIED V: VULGAR, VENAL W: A WANKER, WEAK X: A XENOPHOBE Y: A YAHOO Z: A ZEALOT Pass it on
nyg16 12 days ago
If orangie the Clown treats it like his criminal trial he’ll sleep through the whole thing
librarylady59 12 days ago
In order to debate, one must have facts. DJT has no idea what facts are.
Fuzzy Kombu 11 days ago
Trump will not be swinging a mace — he normally has people for that.
j.painterjones 11 days ago
Where do we get the ability to STAND to watch and hear Trump????
SteveO202 11 days ago
aristoclesplato9. Derp!
vwmdabbler75 10 days ago
Shouldn’t we be rooting & thinking of voting for an 81 year old man who has accomplished a lot in 3 & 1/2 years like the now on-going infrastructure projects, expansion of chips manufacture in the US, allowed MEDICARE to negotiate with Pharma (something the GOP prohibited MEDICARE to be able to do), provided robust support to Ukraine in its fight against Russia’s Czar bloodymir putin and STOP BEING DISTRACTED by this worse than a spoiled juvenile narcissist?