JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 15, 2016
May 14, 2016
May 16, 2016
Transcript:
Planning anything special for you wife's birthday? Yep Im gonna give her this guy. Did Captain Ruiz get the package? Oh no You didn't send yolanda a birthdayy gift, I hope! Whats the big deal?! I told you never to acknowledge her birthday! Sensitive about her age, Huh? She's sensitive but its got nothing to do with her age! Ok! Its a birthday cake.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 8 years ago
Can you REALLY be too paranoid?
Michael Thorton over 8 years ago
@robb armstrongRobb, did you ever see a Spy vs. Spy cartoon (Peter Kuper era) where the Black Spy sends the White Spy a birthday cake covered with candles – and follows it up with a heat-seeking missile?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 8 years ago
Just because you’re Paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Sailor 46Paranoia does not prevent you from having enemies any more that hypochondria prevents you from getting sick.
Phatts over 8 years ago
in Capt Ruiz’ position, a little healthy paranoia can keep you healthy!
DKHenderson 9 months ago
I love it! Also love Crunchy’s idea of the perfect birthday gift!