I prefer the lobster thermidor au crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
A former police chief left his pistol in the restroom of the public library after he changed out his uniform. It has never been found to this day ( I did say he was the “former chief” didn’t I?).
myfb1955 over 1 year ago
Expect a demotion, Joe.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ohhh! Oh!
I have tasted it…
Lotus over 1 year ago
I prefer the lobster thermidor au crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Olddog1 over 1 year ago
He seems to be taking it well.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Wrong answer, Joe!
elliel203 over 1 year ago
Ya got SOFT, Joe!
crookedwolf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Lau Lau for me, please!
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Even on vacation, Ruiz is still trying to protect and serve.
prince valiant Premium Member over 1 year ago
A former police chief left his pistol in the restroom of the public library after he changed out his uniform. It has never been found to this day ( I did say he was the “former chief” didn’t I?).
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
OK Joe. You don’t suppose a fruity drink with an tiny umbrella had anything to do with it ?
Supremecourtjester over 1 year ago
I smell a Mortimer plot line developing!
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
No human being can maintain constant vigilance.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 1 year ago
Instead of yelling at Joe, go catch the perp! You’re cops aren’t you!?
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
For some incredible reason,Spam is considered a gourmet food in Hawaii.
And they STILL managed to achieve Statehood.
Joe’s taking the “Cool,calm,and collected” approach
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is just what I was thinking. And, Spam anything is, well, not my desire.
Maswartz over 1 year ago
Dude reacted faster when his son told him a kid at camp was scared of cops than he does to being pickpocketed!
Jacob Mattingly over 1 year ago
He’s on vacation Captain. He wasn’t pickpocketed on the job, he was at rest. He can’t be “on” all the time like you.
Gordo4ever over 1 year ago
Perhaps the same fate will befall Ruiz and/or Crunchy…. SHouldn’t gloat.
asrialfeeple over 1 year ago
I don’t LIKE spam!!!!