JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 22, 2024

Telling your wife about your exgirlfriends? Isn’t that incredibly tacky?

Marcy! Stop already!

He didn’t just date Serenity, he was apparently dating her WHILE he was dating Nicole. He said he had to break up with Serenity to marry Nicole, instead of to date Nicole.

Yeah, talking about exes just seems wrong..

Never talk about your exes. It only sparks feelings of inadequacy.

You’re supposed to never have even looked at another human being before you meet “the one”.

My wife knows I dated several other women, she’s been married before and dated other guys. “Tried the rest, married the best ever.”

My Mrs once asked me if I might have been happier to still be with my ex. She id this in front of my mother.I told her that with her meaning my now Mrs) I have done more, gone more places and have more than I ever would have with the ex. She looked at my mom and mom just shrugged her shoulders and said “That’s true!”

It would make me feel SO good to find out my fiancée had dated a rich, famous, handsome man — but chose me instead! I feel wonderful about it as it is!

time to move on from this story line

Everybody in these families always wants to tell Marcus what he should do. No wonder he doesn’t say much.

Anyone believe Taylor and Travis—er, I mean Serenity and Marcus—kept it so quiet that no one knew? Would this really be news to Nicole?

Like I get the idea but all this would do is make Nicole feel insecure about herself, comparing herself to some big celebrity.

If an NFL player dated a superstar Pop Singer… (Sound familiar???) The whole world would know.

Only t alk about the since-deceased ex-lovers

Mind your buisness, Marcy!

There was a very funny AITA post a while back. A guy had dated and banged a future well-known actress, and he kept mentioning it to his girlfriend who was not amused in the slightest. She became his ex-girlfriend by the end of the post.