Kliban by B. Kliban for March 27, 2019

I guess he’s giving them a heads-up?

As the son and the grandson of plumbers, I find this somewhat charming.

And let me tell you, Rocco could preach! You’ve never heard of a toilet sinning, have you?

This is a good change, they were used to receiving crap.

Truly, all flush is grass.

I didn’t even know there was a Saint Rocco. The stuff I learn here.

“Blessings on your head.”

The Parable of Original Porcelain…

Male and female toilets?

He’d better leave the seats down.

Looks like most of them are open to his thots.

St. Rocco looks flushed with success.

I count seven. Could these be the Seven Bowls of Wrath mentioned in Revelation?

When the Bible talked about God seated on a throne in heaven, I pictured something a lot different.

He has one loaf to feed them.

“No Time For Sergeants” ;)

Just another crappy sermon.

One of them went on to become St. John.

What a crock of sh**

He left them flushed.

Ah, the patron saint of the W.C. (water closet).