Kliban by B. Kliban for July 31, 2019

Are they all hopped up on something?

I thought gangaroo was that Japanese fashion trend where young girls wear dark face makeup with white eyeshadow and lips.

.. and when they dance, they dance ‘Gangaroo Style’ …

Those are all females! I bet the guys are really tough!!

I can bet you they’re having a hopping time tonight, standing on the corner watching all the girls go by….

And no one ever will stop them because they’ve got the cops in their pocket.

That’s a rooed bunch.

Waitin’ for a pick up…

Coffee in the keyboard funny.

As a character on Seinfeld said, “All the male kangaroos have pouch envy.”

…selling dime-pouches.

Just a bunch of wallaby wannabes.

And all their kids are named “Joey”!