Kliban by B. Kliban for June 30, 2023

Quick! Somebody pour some soup on him!

Origin of Souperman.

We were all sure he was gonna be toast.

The pipe-smoking is always a nice touch in a food production plant.

What a crummy thing to have happen.

Lot 18: spoiled.

He should have been egged first…lol

I once knew a guy who fell into a lens grinding machine.

He made a big spectacle of himself.

Find a more positive way to put that. He’s well bread.

Did they serve him with homemade Caesar dressing?

“…because no one would have come running if I yelled ‘Croutons!’”

… and to this day, Ted-bits are still being found in McNuggets. — urban myth

This joke’s a bit stale.

..but his family still “seasons” him around the holidays!

…and it is still better to be bread than dead!

Will there be a bread Ted redemption?