Kliban by B. Kliban for August 18, 2023

And we all agree.

Who says ascetics have no sense of humor?

Brilliant.

What a radical concept.

Go make some salt.

That’s what Coach John McKay of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers said, when asked after the game what he thought of his team’s execution.

I think it would be a good idea, too.

Knit one, pearl two!

We could only hope!

Some countries are still working on it.

As much respect as Gandhi deserves, Indian culture is nothing so exemplary, I don’t think, with its perpetuation of violence against women and a caste system that oppresses to this day. I’ve read some pieces that point out that it’s changing, and I hope they’re true.

The GOP would ban this because of that slutty statuette.

And until then, the joke’s on us.

I wish men still wore hats like that.

‘I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.’

I remember reading an alternate history story in which the British Empire was driven out of India by Nazi Germany. When the Nazis took over, Gandhi decided to use his peaceful protest tactics against thm. The result was hilarity mixed with atrocity.