Kliban by B. Kliban for October 23, 2024

A baggy pumpkin pipe???

Aw, come on…the bag is drawn way too big.

Pictured: A chain-smoking Scotsman playing a spit-tune.

MacGregor, mistaking the alien ambassador for his bagpipes, caused a major galactic incident.

The topic of problematic levels of Bagpipe Exhaust gets totally ignored by mainstream media!

{cough}

Aye, likely the MOT expired.

I always wondered why they sound like that.

Check to see if the catalytic converter was stolen….

Perfect pitch…the sound a set of bagpipes makes when it lands on an accordion in a dumpster!