Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for November 23, 2024

A Ninja cat!

The qat is a stealthy hunter of cheese. My Monroe is as well, trying to steal my breakfast sandwiches often.

The floor is a little dusty…

Monroe’s cheese sandwich – the ne-plus-ultra classic!

And, ‘quick as a wink’, the sly cat already seems to be pootering.

I wonder if anyone has speed winking contests. What is the record for fastest wink?

That’s quite the hat Monroe has.

Good for the qat!

Altho, I do not find Qats to be all that sneaky, more they are rather boldly upfront and in your face with their butts about it. Taunting and smug they have mastered :D

The “emperor” has no lunch.

One of my favorite cats was a cheese psychic. Anytime I would got to the fridge for a bit of cheese he would already be right there, begging for a piece. If I wanted any other snack he was nowhere to be seen. Somehow he could read my mind for that particular thing.

Stealth is a feline core value.

one of my all-time faves!

You just never know when they pounce at the precise moment and you’re least expecting it. Smart kittas!

That’s pretty sly considering Monroe was just about to take a bite out of it!