La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 22, 2010
Transcript:
TV: This presentation of Mel Gibson on "Intoxicated Celebrity Theater" is brought to you by an international cabal of conspirators- Cuco: Oh, no. Mel Gibson: A sneaky, shrewd bunch of dunny rats, these mongrels are always keepin' me down. Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker, and my Mexican landscaper, Jose Cuervo!
Sailor Jerry is offended also.