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Mel Gibson hosts "Intoxicated Celeberity Theater" TV: So in my -hic- movie "Braveheart," we beat the Brits down like, well... Like the way you'd beat down a weak Russian girlfriend. Before a gang of colored blokes got to her! You know what I'm talkin' about.
But I thought he was tight with Danny Glover all these years, and he even shot up all those South African bad guys…oh wait, you mean that was just his character in the movie!!???