La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 10, 2014
April 09, 2014
April 11, 2014
Transcript:
Cuco: When ancient human footprints were found next to dinosaur tracks... And then the dinosaur tracks disappeared... Eddie: That's when Jesus was carrying the dinosaurs.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 10 years ago
Gerry Anderson’s Journey to the Far Side of the Sun, or the planet the High Evolutionary was populating?
carlosrivers over 10 years ago
…and that line in between the dinosaur tracks….that was’nt a tail dragging, that was a gas pump hose!
markjoseph125 over 10 years ago
Brilliant!
TheEtruscan over 10 years ago
That’s nothing compared to:Genesis 3:24 “After he sent the man out, God placed angels and a flaming sword…”
Neat trick to skip the Stone and Bronze Ages in a single bound right into a late Iron Age.Hmm so to find the Garden of Eden all we have to do is look somewhere for a flaming sword…
kaffekup over 10 years ago
Eden is in a different spiritual plane. I saw a doc on PBS searching for it based on the landmarks in Genesis, and it turns out there’s a small Iraqi town there now. If it hasn’t been blown away.
TheEtruscan over 10 years ago
Whether by YHWH, El, Elohim (plural) or Adonai that “holy” book never mentions if the Angels or the Flaming Sword were ever removed.@KaffekupIf the Garden of Eden is in “a different spiritual plane” why the need for Angels and a Flaming Sword to guard the place?
kaffekup over 10 years ago
Oh, ok. Then where is it now?
TheEtruscan over 10 years ago
It exists only as a figment of imagination of the scribes of that religious fanatic King Josiah (640-609 BCE) who had the Torah penned to glorify his reign (promptly killed by the Egyptian Pharaoh Necho II).