La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 12, 2014

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Handy Hispanic Heritage Month Calendar of Events Cuco: Put a cucaracha on your fridge! *clipped for your pleasure La Cucaracha the daily comic strip in no way endorses the use of the word "Hispanic," and is in fact only using it here ironically. LC believes it is an ugly world, created by ugly bureaucrats in the ugly '70s. Please do not repeat it in polite company, or anywhere. No Hispanics were harmed in the creation of this comic, but by golly, we sure tried. Kennedy Center Honors For Excellence In Not Being Latino For 36 years, except for last year and one time a few years back, the Kennedy Center has honored non-Latinos for excellence in not being Latino. Congratulations to this year's non-Latinos! Mattel unveils the new Latina Barbie! Welcome Mariachi Barbie! She wears her hat backwards, cuz she gangsta like that! She don't care! She's Barbie! All Sofia Vergara Barbies have been recalled. GOP Latino Voter Outreach Mariachi & Salsa Festival The Republican Party calls for the deportation of all mariachis and salsa musicians in a bid for more Latino votes! Another original strategy from the GOP! (Modeled on the Obama Latino Outreach Plan) Farmworker Diversity Festival The Farm Labor industry is dominated by undocumented immigrants from Latin America. Let's change that! Anti-immigrant activists especially invited! Baskets provided.