Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 23, 2011

Be thankful for contraceptives, be thankful for vodka.

Bravo!

Oh, come on dear – you can do better than him. Almost anyone else.

Hope you don’t have any commitments with him—like any other holidays or any days, period.

The challenge is having women say that about you instead of you saying it about yourself. I’m thankful for being me that way.

..it all tastes like turkey anyhow…

They didn’t forget the turkey for Thanksgiving after all.

Here, let’s see if I can fit my lack of self-esteem in the same county as your ego.

Every four years, I get a turkey for my birthday.

The only thing I’m thankful for have a family get to getter and no arugments.

really dishing it out on T-day…!

Reminds me of a joke from “Cheers”. Sam and Diane were betting on something. Sam; “If I win, I get to sleep with you.” Diane; “What if I win?” Sam; “Then you get to sleep with me.”

I’m thankful that I don’t have to get together with family on Thanksgiving. It keeps the murder rate down and my sister isn’t worth going to jail for.

Funny and clever as always.

Somebody’s full of himself… and something else.