Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 26, 2014

…Tonight I mean.

Yes, about ten times. Have you forgotten I’m your wife?

Must be that guy from Memento.

“And were you easy? Did I mention my STD?”

Must be an old senile man in disguise.

I don’t think I would have forgotten hitting on her.

Bill Clinton, the early years…

If he can forget whether he hit on you, you were best forget him!

“Yes, and you were wonderful, my darling, which is why I cut off a souvenier to remember you by, you big hunk of ex-man.”

That’s what appended when one dated all the women in the county;

She must have lost the little slip of paper that has her line number on it…Now Hitting On Number Thirty Two!!! Thirty Two!!!

His Karma is hitting her Dogma

Accurate, not sick. Everybody makes fun of Bill’s libido and his seeming inability to keep his willie (pun intended) in his pants..Nothing political, just satire..By the by, if it were a drunk joke I’d have used Bush.

Obviously you haven’t, since it’s not possible that you’d forget my cuttingly witty rejection of a creature like you.

The only way to answer that is as Sask did – you would NOT have forgotten my outright regection.