Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 17, 2014

It was over in a Flash.

A veritable flash in the poon….

Didn’t even need to take your clothes off, dear. And this is one situation where premature ejaculation is a necessity!

Trying to outrun the FIRST reason he was known as “The Flash.” And he had to move out of the high school neighborhood.

The old bull and the new bull stood on the hill looking down on the large herd of cows..“Let’s run down and service several cows!” exclaimed the new bull..“Nope.”.“No?? But you’re supposed to be some sort of superstud!”.“I am. Lets walk down and service ’em all.”

…and the Minute Waltz was still playing!

An excellent strategy. The come and go move cuts out unnecessary conversation.

Bet he didn’t get a second date.

The scary part is that for him it was a personal endurance record. Poor boy’s exhausted.

Just don’t ask for a dance; it is embarrassing to the police to see a colleague get arrested for flash dancing.

Wham, BAM, Thank you, ma’am.Now mover along, move along…….

Maybe he has a short attention span.

There’s a Ph.D. thesis on the violation of quantum causality somewhere in there…

Today’s feature reminds me of my ex fiance at age 21 and she was a beauty! She was a much younger version of Bachmann.

Once a man’s finished, women are left wanting. I won’t say what would help, you’ll have to talk to a woman.