Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 05, 2020

Did she study under Dr. Harleen Quinzel?

Yeah, look at what that advanced degree did for Bruce Banner…

What, tuition paid in Stan Lee bucks?

Where do I sign…?

Ever since she got her DC in crime fighting they just Marvel at her new found confidence.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/trump-university-its-worse-than-you-think

Chances are our hero will get another chance at college between the time the crazed villain plunges to his death and the time the villain explains how he survived the plunge. You just know he will.

Hey! Where’s her skin tight leotard that both lifts and seperates?

“And what’s even better, my work in four-color psychoanalysis earned me a grant from the Steve Ditko Institute”.

Does the League of Super Redundant Heroes know about this?

Otherwise known as Trump U.

I want a Forensic autopsy degree. Just to see what makes them tick.

Competition for the Costumed Crimefighters Academy? (Check the comments on the current Annie series…)

Desperate: No mention of the cost…..but sign me up….

Curses! I screwed up – I got my degree from Kryptonight School…

Another great one, John! I don’t know how you can decide which panels to use, there is just an overwhelming amount of raw material in those old comic books! For those interested, several New Romances comics can be read here: https://comicbookplus.com/?cid=990

“Mr Thurber, my six year old son can draw cartoons as good as yours.”

“Yes, but I went to college.”

(or something like that)

Which leaves the question of what she should call herself when she’s in costume. Referencing her education could lead to some very dumb names. Freudian Girl might work, but choices such as Couchgirl or Analysis Girl would little but induce hysterical laughter in her opponent.

But will I learn the mot juste that will disarm a lethal enemy?

Well done, John! The comments this has generated are excellent!

While not cheaper, it’s even easier to get one at Trump University – and worth just as much…

Wonder if the Dumb Bunny would consider attending this school. Probably not; anyone who tries to make fun of her is simply going to get hit, hard! (That’s what happens when you mess with a girl whose mother was an Amazon.)

Current college degrees don’t merit the respect they once did. Now, instead of teaching HOW to think, they indoctrinate with WHAT to think.

Wow! Almost as impressive as Trump University! No, I take that back. It trumps Trump