Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 01, 2020

I’ve been to Canada several times. The only thing I don’t like about it is that they have standards, and don’t let people like me stay very long.

I’ve never been in February. That might be a second thing not to like, although I did live in Michigan for awhile.

Hmmm, “North of the border” means something different when she’s in the room

To get from Windsor, Ontario to Detroit, Michigan you must travel North.

…and Geography was her greatest academic success.

(Thank the Lord for extracurriculars.)

I always ask Canadians: If the maple leaf is your national symbol, why is the first word of your national anthem “Oak”?

Aboot there, yeah.

The first letter in the Canadian alphabet: eh.

he’s thinking it would be great to explore her great white north…

We’re missing them here in Maine,they come in droves for vacations down on the coast,damn covid!

I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. Thanks for the shout out Mr. Lustig.

It’s like they’re from the same planet!

He is into geography and plans to explore her mountains, and especially the valleys.

Shapely and dumb and blonde.

You, my dear, are a sashaying cliche.

I see the original artist wishes to remain anonymous, and I can’t say I blame them.

today, everyone should drink Canada Dry

What’s that saying about blonds? OY!

That is what most American’s think. Canadians know more about the USA than Americans know about Canada. We do NOT live in Igloos, we do not have beaver’s as pets. We export more Maple Syrup than any other country, we invented hockey, and still play it best, and we apologize a lot.

Why not “Happy Canada Dry Day” ? I’ll bring the gin.

It’d be a lot funnier if some people didn’t actually think this way…

I’m really not sure whether that’s his hand she’s crushing…

She’s impressed that he speaks Canadian.

Actually it’s closer to South America.

Yeh. I am a US Air Force Brat born at Ernest Harmen AFB Stephenville NL Canada.

Aha a twist, if the blonde ain’t handy at least she’s attractive.

And immediately, Bob knew that as long as she lived the spirit of Gracie Allen would live on…

Yep, a natural blonde, that one.

She must be a member of the Trump administration.

BTW, Canada is also building a wall…to keep Trump OUT! lol