Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 30, 2020

Try the WH.. lots and lots of bigly ones to chow down on there.

I had a problem with mice this summer. I don’t kill them, I catch and release. The funny part is that I have five cats. The mice are either very smart or very fast.

Three Mouseketeers?

I’ll wait for the crunchy frogs.

But don’t serve the rats dipped in chocolate. While it might sound like a cool idea, serving your cats chocolate isn’t a good idea, at all. Even KitKats.

Oh Karen you’ll pay for this. Especially for the candy corn tie.

It seems that there are more than a few people who’d be willing to see a number of rather large cats unleashed on the current rats infesting a certain house on Pennsylvania Avenue. Could be interesting.

Rats! Where are the picanic baskets?

With that color scheme, I’d say you wanted Meese’s Cup.

I’ll take the Kit-Kats, cat!!

Don’t want the treat? Then do the trick.

Should be asking for Mice-Krisppies…

Treats are more fun if you have to catch them.

aw … looks like my 20 year old, ‘cept she doesn’t do collar and tie

Haven’t spent money on candy this year but will, as usual, offer duplicates from my comic book collection.

“The marshmallow rats are gone so you’ll have to settle for a chocolate squid”…

RATS! M M M M M

But you’ll like bobbing for goldfish.

“Keeping the good stuff for themselves.”