Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 25, 2020

I don’t see why not. It was so plump a juicy.

But was the breast firm and tender enough for you?

It’s always goo to keep abreast of things…

As for myself, I would prefer a thigh.

Because nothing says ‘Puritan’ like slutty red nail polish.

Was he an ancestor of Harvey Weinstein? Or #45?

good thing sis didn’t ask for stuffing…

Steve Harvey, Family Feud host during Fast Dollars segment: “Name something who come in pair”

Contestant: “Boobies”

Survey says: “6”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-kPltR-bHc

You shoulda been more specific.

I’m more of a leg man.

Or, alternatively……“There is some good looking fish there…have a Cod piece.”???

The real reason it was called Thanksgiving. Have a safe and happy one, John, you and your family.

I’d have gone for her giblets.

It’s a good thing there wasn’t such a thing as a Thanksgiving ‘Cat’.

And that’s the funny story of how he REALLY got the black eye on Thanksgiving. And NOT playing football, like he said.

Face it lady, your boyfriend is an aging brilliantine stick insect.

“You should have been more specific.”

… not to mention asking Mom if she wanted to “pull the wishbone.”

His head is too tightly buckled.

Better than grabbing P*** like the evil troll! Omg I’m so bad…..

He was just keeping abreast of the issues.

I like to start with a breast then move on to thighs.

Reminds me of one of my favorite exchanges in “The Big Bang Theory”:

Mary Cooper: “You think maybe the reason why you’re having trouble finding a guy to settle down with is because you’re letting ’em ride the roller coaster without buying the ticket?”

Penny: “Oh, they don’t always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to ‘spin the teacups’…”

Maybe he needs glasses….

You’ve outdone yourself today. Happy Thanksgiving.

I’m jealous. I’m never given orders like that. It’s always, “Take a few slices of turkey, make sure to take some dark, not so much!”

She said “would you like to try some breast?” – I told her I’d try anything she was willing to offer.

" And now it’ll take the entire day to get her down from the tree"…

“Why would I do that? I’m not perverted.”