Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 30, 2021

Removing your bra. Goes a long way at looking your best.

Weird eyes.

Oh well there’s Flo yesterday and there’s Mary the day before

But YOU are the girl I wanna be with tonight

And when you ask me which one I love the best

I’ll tear open my shirt and say “I got YOU under my chest”

‘Cause I’m the Wanderer yeah the Wanderer

I roam around around around …

She knew being a manager would be easy with her open door policy.

I see that she is armed with a bullet bra if there are indeed male intruders into her bedroom.

Now there’s going to be men wandering around, looking into women’s rooms, hoping to find you.

Waiting for a burglar…..?

Strapless, backless nightgown?

Must be one of those new “Stealth Bras”, or pasties.

Sweetie, if a man wandered into your room some night he’d probably be happy if you had your bra off.

Your secret’s out, John. You’ve always wanted to be a makeup artist, haven’t you? Just to be close to all the models and actresses …

Take off the make-up and look your best (unless you’re hoping for the Ringling Brothers or Jim Baker).

A N. T. I. C. I. P. A. T. I. O. N.

Her completely strapless bra. It doesn’t even go around her back.

Gotta love magic bra technology. Lift and separate! ;-)

“You Can Leave Your Hat On” – J. Cocker

I don’t know why she was so unhappy I brought her breakfast in bed. A simple “Oh, no thank you” would have been enough. Really, the “Who are you? Why are you in my room?” was just over doing it, right?

Listen Sweets, the only thing I think of is your body and what comes with it!

You’ll get faster results, if you place an ad on Craigslist.

A bra? Are you sure that’s not her natural shape?

Then she will look her best as she beats the craf out of him and calls the cops.

American soaps vs. British soaps.

“The last one said he was Santa Claus, but he didn’t leave any gifts”…

Those were the days – ha! After marriage, the curlers stayed in all night and everything else came off. :)

And don’t forget your rubbers by the door…what?…just in case it’s raining when you get up to let him in.

Make up on , bra off, window and blinds open and no sheets. That should beckon a man. A blinking neon open sign above the window is also a nice touch

All I need is her address and I’ll be sure to wander in.