Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 10, 2022

She’s having an identity crisis.

You can start by being rich.

Unless you’re Mystique, you’re out of luck.

Well, let’s see now. There’s lotsa options… Hmm….

“I’m sorry . . . but I long ago declared I’d save myself for someone drawn by Milt Caniff.”

Okay, I’ll be the bank thief and you’ll be the cop lady who caught me; bring handcuffs.

OOOOOOO, Kinky , Let’s start with that Gown let’s lose it……

wait! i’ll put on my stiletto boots and get my bullwhip and then we can talk about your wants…

OK, you change… I’ll watch.

As Batman once said…“Poor deluded creature”

Many, many people enter relationships—even marriages—with this mantra. I’m no exception, truth be told.

Wait!!

I can change!

Just tell me what you want me to wear!

Noooo! If he doesn’t like “You”, dump his @$$!

I’ll take you just the way you are!

She’s too sexy for her dress. Too sexy for her dress.

He: I left a list on your bed

Try being Arnold Schwarzenegger. I want to see that.

“LOOK! I’ve had the battleship tattoo removed from my chest just like you wanted! STOP! I promise I’ll get the EXIT ONLY tramp stamp removed next! I swear!”

I will be anything for your love…. except a republican!

Usually it is the dude who chases the chick who wants to morph into whatever she wants him to be, “When a man loves a woman,,” – Percy Sledge

Bill did good work in his early career, John; I like her in blue OR red!

Who do I want you to be?

Nymph!

Nymph O’Maniac!

Nekkid.,,,, you can take off all your clothes. But you can leave your hat on. (Classic line from an old song Joe Cocker)

[nerd alert] In the X-Men comics, Cyclops is now dating Emma Forst, the telepathic White Queen. Dating a telepath means that when you role play, you really, REALLY role play.

@WMORAN1 Alot of grief would have been avoided on Babylon 5, if Zack had just taken Lyta Alexander out for pizza and a beer

Change from perfect??