Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 17, 2022

The company makes slide rules, buggy whips and rotary dial phones.

Firing line

But I identify as a man!

Good thing C. W. Post didn’t see things this way.

It looks (to me, anyway!) as if there are two breasts just staring at them through the window!!

“And by the way, Dad, Mom packed your clothes in this case, and I’m delivering them to you, along with a card from the lawyer you’ll be hearing from later on today. Happy Father’s Day.”

There was a quota, and she just didn’t put out (enough).

Neva work with friends and family….evaah

if we hired you we’d have to hire all the qualified women who walk through the door…

“And Mom was right you know, that does look like a shriveled-up worm under your nose.”

The vintage 9-track tape drives are a nice touch, but I would hate to have to work behind a desk in the computer room. Much too noisy!

The office is not the work place for family…especially wives?

GUY: No, I am most definitely not an “Old Lech”! I’m just staring at where I thought your breast should be. So…what’d you do with them?

That’s called a divorce, isn’t it?

There’ll be a course correction when Mom becomes chairman of the board.

Business before family? Bad Toad, Bad Toad…

“I had to. She took over the company and insisted.”

I think John is being modest. He is a genius himself!!!