Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 17, 2022

Do you know where that mouth has been???

And which one is he riding?

Maybe he needs glasses.

After all the help she gave Kenny in raising that fiery young mustang colt, she finally realized Flicka was not her Friend.

Your man has been taking kissing lessons from Dudley Do-Right.

Wouldn’t cowpunching be animal abuse?

Maybe, but I don’t think the saddle will fit.

She’s in danger of triggering something.

Only if he mistakes you for the horse.

Maybe after you take a bath and clean & brush out your hair. He’ll want to be closer to you, and maybe find out that kissing you is more pleasant too.

Maybe she should follow that old advice about him and the horse he rode in on.

Move along, modern cowgirl. Like that song goes..“Save a horse, ride a cowboy”.

Maybe if she carried him around on her back all day as he worked the herd…then she might get that kiss.

Maybe, maybe not. Maybe his horse is a better kisser than you. Maybe his horse gives him tongue. Maybe he’s just not “into” girls, in the same way that he’s “into” horses.

Don’t bet onnit

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Dale: Looks like I’ma gonna have to pull the trigger on Trigger!

He always loved horse- ing around! NEIGH-ver wait for a dedicated cowboy….

Texas rodeo sex: reach from behind and cup her breasts, remark that they are smaller than her sisters’, and try to stay on for 8 seconds

Horses do have velvety soft snouts.

The horse is the only reason she’s ‘hung’ around this long…….

Maybe the horse has less drama…

In Texas, it’s Dallas Cowboys – hunting – hunting dog – horse – wife/girlfriend.

like the flag

A little advise: Less whiny, more whinny… ッ

Good lord, Billy! That’s NOT what being a “cowpoke” means!

Maybe you should try it yourself. Have you seen the size of that horses….uh… tongue.

“The same Lobo”? Wow, that’s some cryptic conversation in the original art. Is “Lobo” an hombre or a critter? Or maybe a varmint?

He goes with the longer ride.

“and then we can work on sex.”

even cowgirls get the blues…

You’re right! Kissing his /f—-ing/ horse costs more.

I’m reminded of Rodney Dangerfield….“My wife won’t drink from the same glass that I do, but she will kiss the dog on the lips….no respect, no respect at all, I tell ya!!”

show him your HAUNCHES…maybe he’ll get the urge to RIDE!!

Is she also hoping to be ridden hard and put away wet