Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 10, 2023

Oh snap.

Only the ones that cleaned out my Bank accounts !

Ex-wives … or X-Wives … that morphed into unpleasant types of meta-humans: Shrew, or B-tch, or suffocating Boa Constrictor?

That is pretty much all of them!

♫ I want a girl just like the girl…… ♫

You hit the mother-load…

Opps, another ex-wife.

Well now that you mention it, Mommy did have something of a reputation for being easy. Before she married Dad of course. And after they got divorced.

Ewww.

I took a look at the original comic. That crazy, zany relative who owns the meat market (page 18) certainly has a big head on his shoulders!

WARD: June – you need to lay off the glute exercises. Eddie likes “back” and you got him walking around here sprung all the time.

My ex’s mother was the devil in the print dress…she was so nasty I’m sure she’s down there with him now…I just know it!

“You remind me of my ex-wife/mother”

Ouch!…

He’s a mommas’ boy.

You mean: obese, mustacheod, impeccably dressed but in a wheel chair? (YouTube has been suggesting a lot of Diana Rigg clips to me recently.)

“Wait a second… You didn’t just sue me and win, did you? I can’t remember what my ‘type’ is anymore”

In the movie Carmen Jones, which is an version of the opera Carmen in English set in WW2, Harry Belafonte’s character sings to his good-girl fiancè early in the film:

And talk just like my Ma…

Well, that isn’t creepy at all!

With jokes like these, I feel I’ve missed out on a lot of drama that should have been in my life. I’ve only been in one long-term relationship (now over) in my life.

That’s a great comeback.

Well, as his Mother, she does know best…