Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 12, 2023

I can’t help with that. I suspect you’re to far gone.

Mary Worth?

Older woman continues: “Speaking of dirty, how about a shower, young-and-gorgeous?”

But if I’m lucky my bed sheets will be.

She sounds like my Aunt Penny.

And I can better explain just how dirty my mind is upstairs. And if you want to invite your boyfriend that will be fine. Otherwise it will be just the two of us.

Granny is insatiable.

“The stairs I’m falling on down are spiral….ever since love went viral….my mind’s a filthy zoo.”

my kind of woman

Time to go home sweetie…..

From Benny Hill – “They don’t yell and they don’t tell, and oh their grateful as hell. Give me an older woman every time!”

I’m 71, so “older” is “scarcer” in my case, but I would gladly be seen in public with Helen Mirren…

MOM: Your Dad really dropped a log this morning! Wanna see?

DAUGHTER: PLEASE MAKE HIM USE THE TOILET, MOTHER!!!

A real aged MILF?

How you doin’?

She looks like Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith Show.

A dirty mind does not always need cleaning.

“And my drawers! Let me tell you sweetie, never trust a f@r+ over 50!”

Reminds me of a scene from an episode of “Friends”; one of the characters insists he can make anything sound sultry. “Grandma’s apple pie” was one of the phrases he used to demonstrate. ☺️

This is so much more fun than the original.

Mama needs some sugar.