Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 18, 2024

Well, me anyway. My opinion about you depends on your answer to this question: wanna (bleep)?

Nice artwork!

Wow! Red eye shadow.

Let’s stop overthinking and get to doing.

Old Joke: Two college boys are at a sorority/ fraternity party —

Boy 1: That pretty coed over there doesn’t seem very intelligent.

Boy 2: I know. She’s been ignoring me all night, too.

On moments like this, does it matter?

Well… there’s me, but I don’t know about you.

There is none on this planet.

If there’s intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, they might want to avoid Earth until the human infestation has run its course.

“So Long and thanks for the fish.”

I like their confidence!

The universe called to disagree with her.

Don’t look for it in Washington.

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Still celebrating, my friend? Good for you. Keep it up!

You know what happens to men’s intelligence in this situation…we have two heads, only enough blood to operate one at a time.

It’s a small small small world….☺️

“So, ൠ〠⍾⑅⍢, what’ll we watch on Galactic TV tonight?”

“How about ‘Civilizations That Destroyed Themselves’? There’s one that’s been going for about 2 Millennia now that seems to be just about ready to pop…” ㋛

In that case, let’s discuss the Big Bang Theory.

Godguy: We created life in our image thousands of years ago. I think maybe it’s time we check in and see how things are going, darling.

Godgal: Ok, sure. I’ll have a peek… *WTH?!? WHERE’D THOSE PINK PEOPLE COME FROM?!?! This is YOUR fault, Godguy!

Godguy: ME? YOU’RE THE ONE WHO CREATED PASTELS FOR YOUR “JUST HAVE TO HAVE” FLOWERS AND JUNK!

“Other. I meant OTHER intelligent life .”

Pray that there’s intelligent life

Somewhere up in space,

Because there’s bugger-all

Down here on Earth.

my wife would say that choosing her was an indication of incipient intelligence on my part…

They really like each other for their brains.. and they’re not even zombies.