Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 21, 2024

Time to powder your nose and skip out through the kitchen.

Try braille speed dating.

A couple (or more) of beers will work great…

blind faith…

I don’t think his blind date will have a good feeling about him.

It seems as if our first look each morning in the bathroom mirror appears this way.

A face only a Mother could love.

“Beauty is only skin deep.”

“But otherwise, I’m sure this is an extremely worthwhile person.”

“Appearances can be deceiving..l

“Blah blah (platitude, cliché, homily..)”

If they have big boobs … who looks above the neck?

“So how about it, honey?” she said. “You down for a little Netflix and chill?”

Before: (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)

During: (⚆﹏ʖ ⚆) ᔑ(ಠ  ͜ +)ᔐ

After: (+ ̯ ʖ +)

Popeye, the latter years.

Gollum!

“In the dark, all cats are gray.” :)

Anyone watch The Boondocks tv show? This guy reminds me of Uncle Ruckus.

She may not look like much but she such great oral expertise that “when the teeth come out, the lights go out”!

Another artist I came along mostly too late for, Bob Powell was the last regular artist on the Giant-Man feature in Tales to Astonish before that space was ceded to Gene Colan’s version of Sub-Mariner.

“Why yes, my dermatologist does encourage 10 hours of unprotected sun every day! What made you ask?”

Eek!

“Ghastly” Graham Ingels has a girl for you

Can’t quite tell if the . . . uh . . . person, I guess . . . shown here is male, female, or some other option — but I sure wouldn’t date it unless I was blind.

I think Medusa said the same thing!

“It certainly works in my favor.”

This is what is known as a 3 bagger.

One of my former students says that in the ideal couple, the woman is blind and the man is deaf.

A frugal young fellow named dave kept himself an old wh*re in a cave. She had only one eye and looked like a cow pie, but consider the money he’d save. Believe me, this is much nicer than the original limerick.