Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 31, 2024

She’s a bit long in the tooth.

In her case, I would definitely consider it.

It would be the kiss of a lifetime.

Fangs for the mammaries…

Dracula was a neck romancer …

Vampire necking … it’ll get your blood flowing…

Yikes! No sleep for me tonight …

Wow you got some tig ole’ bitty’s.

Do not invite her to your speed dating event!

Me is eats raw garlic. You sure you is wanna does thees?

I bet they were a bunch of stiffs.

Wowzer- the AI is good. Did you tell it to have one misplaced hair on her forehead of did it ‘think’ of that?

Nah, but I am a fan of motorboating.

She gives a lot of Flow Jobs…

(She looks a bit like Fran Drescher…)

John, you are killing us. :-)

I appreciate the work you do, but I’m not comfortable using AI for the drawings. Feels like the early stages of acceptance, causing more strips to use it, thus artist’s skills going away.

“My parents had some difficulty finding a qualified Transylvanian orthodontist for me … who used no silver content in my braces.”

Have a Happy Halloween and save the Sweet Tarts for me.

Second dates were boring. They all had the life sucked out of them.

Is that a tepidly veiled Ace of Spades necklace?

Oh my! I’d like to take her out for a stake

Great!!! She can VOTE too. From what I hear, those are the only people voting in some places, and apparently they only vote blue. I guess the dead don’t like orange.

Wow, great image! You went all out on this one, John.

It hurts when she bites her own tongue.

As a lifelong heterosexual male, I prefer cleavage over topless. She has nice cleavage.

Kind of puts the lie to the Groucho Marx line, “Whoever named it ‘necking’ didn’t know much about anatomy.”

Bite me.

Great! ☺️