She’s less interested in what you and an elephant have in common and more interested in what you and a magician might have in common — but if your wand can’t work magic for her, disappear.
A kid at the zoo asked his mother, “What’s that hanging under the elephant?” The mother is embarrassed and says, “Oh, it’s nothing.” Later, he asks his father, who tells him. “But Mom said it was nothing!” “Well, son, your mother is a bit spoiled.”
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
Well, she did experiment to see what happens when a large mallet comes in contact with a pig’s head at speed…….
tbm3572 over 1 year ago
Wisconsin is getting some love today.
boydjb47 over 1 year ago
She could have just said NO!
gantech over 1 year ago
Cheesehead!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 1 year ago
…they both have VERY hard heads?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 1 year ago
You’re both Republicans?_ ;-)
[DUCKS]
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
Don’t lose your head over it, Dean.
ajr58(1) over 1 year ago
If it’s like a elephant’s, you don’t need a Porche. (Just the punchline. GC would likely censor the whole joke)
Holden Awn over 1 year ago
She’s less interested in what you and an elephant have in common and more interested in what you and a magician might have in common — but if your wand can’t work magic for her, disappear.
donwestonmysteries over 1 year ago
This is known as the Dean Hammer. They pass them out when women enter this bar,
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
She sees to have a pretty clear understanding of kinetic energy.
oldsmkysyvr over 1 year ago
“On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin……” (that’s where I’d like to be.)
sandflea over 1 year ago
She majored in the physics of wielding a croquet mallet in college.
SpammersAreScum over 1 year ago
A kid at the zoo asked his mother, “What’s that hanging under the elephant?” The mother is embarrassed and says, “Oh, it’s nothing.” Later, he asks his father, who tells him. “But Mom said it was nothing!” “Well, son, your mother is a bit spoiled.”
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mrs. Higbie is such a killjoy.
tinstar over 1 year ago
I’m wondering if she borrowed that purse from Mary Poppins.
WentHulk over 1 year ago
Shut it Dean…………