Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 16, 2016

’Snot laughing matter to not cover your nose. (Gesundheit.)

join the club pal. Cold season sucks

We got rain, pollen and fungus here. Big or small nostrils, the results are the same.

You need bigger tissues – try a towel.

He’s going to need a bigger box. Snerk

I use paper towels, as I tend to blow right through tissues…looks like about half of a roll’s worth of mess there…

Ew.

Meteorological: everybody take cover, she’s going to blow!

Philosophical: you know, it’s not the size of a nose that’s important, it’s what’s IN IT that matters.

Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it’s goodbye, Seattle!

This looks vaguely like a mutant version of Stimpy.

The nose knows…

Please, no more mucous jokes.

Box of tissues won’t do the job, Lio! Neither will a hanky.

How about an old bedsheet or two?

Should be in color, could be yellow, looks like butter but . . .

Years ago, Kimberly-Clark (Kleenex brand) sold large size tissues: 11.5 × 10.9 inches as compared to the typical 8X9 inch size. These were three ply instead of two ply and came in a box of 60. I believe they stopped making them because they were too big for a typical single use and were too gross after one use to put back in your pocket for later use.

ewwwwwww