Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 28, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 8 years ago

    Well, looks like the four o’clock in the morning Apocalypse is going to be postponed yet again.

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 8 years ago

    Keep dreaming robot.

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    Bilan  almost 8 years ago

    The apocalypse was already put on hold until one of the robots figures out how to use the oil can.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 8 years ago

    No Rise of the Machines for you, robot.

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    WaitingMan  almost 8 years ago

    The Apocalypse begins January 20.

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    skipper1992  almost 8 years ago

    Where is Faron Young when you need him?

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    Don’t sweat it Robot!

     

    You could rust…

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    gammaguy  almost 8 years ago

    04:00? Sounds like they’re planning a wake for humanity.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 8 years ago

    @DNTME

    Yeah, like people who don’t pay taxes, like……….er……..TRUMP! Talk about a leech.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 8 years ago

    Robots communicate with each other by paper? They must be low-tech.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    The obvious one: Robots got pockets?

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    The Robotic Revolution will unfortunately be delayed, due to a intelligence-dump by a low-grade functionary which allowed the Hu-Mans to anticipate our assault. Stay tuned to this sub-space modulation for further instructions!

    In the name of St. Asimov! Victory shall be ours!

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 8 years ago

    First of all, neither you nor I know if he has paid any taxes at all in RECENT years, since he refuses to release his returns. Second of all, you surely cannot be so ignorant as not to know that his fellow Republican candidates criticized him vehemently for not releasing his returns. Third of all, I never “pass on lies” (nor am I a liberal). Fourth of all, most media outlets are owned by large corporations and are not in any honest sense of the word, “liberal”, so obviously there can be no “liberal press.” Fifth…….naw, never mind. Ain’t worth it.

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