Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 14, 2016

We trap them and sell their pelts to make hats for Brit fops.

Spraying beavers? Will that make America great again?

It was a gnawing feeling she had for some time that was confirmed by this dam expert.

Well at least he didn’t say he was going to spay.

Dam ! Wood that I had logged in sooner and been an eager -beaver with a toothy observation. I spray someone can come up something punny, but until den, don’t let this tail fall flat.

How about a list of books that were discovered by judges?

That explains the flooding in her basement.

Should have used fake foam logs!!

Grab ’em by the beaver!