Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 16, 2020

He looks pretty healthy to me.

“Better turnip the I.V., Doctor.”

Try carbon dioxide, you quacks!

although it looks hopeless they’re still rooting for him…

He doesn’t carrot all.

The real joke is that carrots are fruits!

Just last year, a friend smoked while on oxygen….big mistake. He severely burned the inside of his nostrils, his upper lip, and his nose. He didn’t light a match, just the burning cigarette set it off. What an ugly and painful mess that was! It’s hard to feel sorry for someone that stupid. I need to find smarter friends!

Bitten by a radioactive carrot Hotchkins becomes “Carrot Man” with the proportional powers of a carrot. He becomes an optometrist.

Good news, though: carrots keep for months in the crisper.

Just hope that a giant bunny rabbit won’t find its way there.

Love the depth of the art in this one!

Great artistic visualization of an old joke. Used to tell this one to some of the newer nurses at work as an orientation to medical humor.

Reminds me of my favorite super-hero Flaming Carrot!

C’mon Hotchkins, you can beet this ! You have good insurance and celery continuation.

They need to get to the root of the problem

He might want carbon-dioxide.