Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 23, 2023

This artist needs to move to the politics section.

They should be escorting him to death row.

Those big strong guards should have tears in their eyes, they’re down wind.

He is just doing it as another campaign fundraiser.

Why is suit in color….oh yea….he is colorful!!!!!

He IS a deranged Oompa-loompa!

Even more so when Trumpie the Clown finds out that Hair spray is not allowed in prison !

Can’t happen soon enough.

Blasphemy! The blood of jebus will protect him.

That’s what should happen, but won’t

He actually would the gigantic Ooompa-loompa that ate Mar-a-Lago (coming to a theater near you), he’s is fat as house but he’s tall.

O0mpah-loompahs everywhere are outraged!

D.J.T. Doing Jail Time.

The only real criminal in the election is Joe Biden and most of the other elected democrats

The handcuffs are SOP, I guess, but not really needed.

It’s not as if he could run anywhere.

And he would never leave without his makeup.

But that is giving Oompahs a bad rap.

Only until the makeup washes off.

He looks like a kumquat.

Apt description!

This one time at band camp in a Puerto Rican community I grew up in after being raised in the synagogues of Delaware, I became a truck driving Catholic professor with beloved hairy legs that almost burned up in my house fire just before I rode 5000 miles via Amtrack to ground zero in NYC.

Now do the Bidens….Oh yea your a blue tin foil follower. Its ok for blue politicians being dirty, Derp de derp. Blue sheep are a funny lot.