Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 15, 2015

But just think of the trees you could save!

Just rip the sign down and use it.

Not only does it save trees but it reduces your carbon footprint.

Don’t lick your fingers when you’re done.

I remember when TP was first on the market. My family had a general store and we got some first. No more bleach water to wash cloth(s) used for cleaning the back side. Momorys,memorys. Peace. :)

Easy solution! A dollar isn’t worth much anymore, so just go with that. Of course, don’t be like the moron who heard this and tried to wipe his butt with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel.

True to the name of the comic, talk about loose parts.

I’d like to sell toilet paper with swastikas (or other appropriate political symbol) on it.

Just let your fingers do the walking…

I just use the paper towels to wash my now very dirty hands!

wash your hands very well with soap. That bleach and wash cloth sounds like a feasible solution.

When I was a Boy Scout back in the sixties. We had a song at Boy Scout Camp called “Stranded”. Sung to the song, “Branded” the old TV show starring Chuck Connors. Stranded. Stuck in a larry hole (latrine). What do you when you’re stranded, when you don’t have a roll. You must be brave. You must be true. You must wipe it with your hand!

I’m not a crazed prepper, but I do have a 72 hour “stash”. As soon as I open a multi-roll pack of TP, I put it on my list to replenish. TP would be a luxury.